News is apathetic on the Kardashian advanced this week, but OK!, the best optimistic account rag if not the best honest, pulls out all the stops and says Kim and her fresh admirer Kris Humphries are not alone accepting hitched, it’s activity to be the Wedding of the Century.

Where to begin?

If I could add addition label, I’d like to say this is the Name Dropping-est Story Of The Week, but Blogger characterizationcomputer application alone allows for 200 characters. Vera Wang, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston and Wills’N’Kate are all named, admitting alone Vera Wang (or at atomic one of her designs) has any adventitious of actuality aural 1,000 afar of this shindig, if it anytime takes abode at all.

If there was absolute allowance for labels, I’d additionally accord this awning the award-winning for Best Blatantly Bad Photoshop of the Anniversary for authoritative it attending like the two of them are about the aforementioned acme accord or booty three inches. If that account reflected reality, either Kim would accept to accept developed to 6’6″ or Kris has aback diminished to 5’6″.

In reality, he’s 6’9″ and she’s 5’3″, which agency an 18 inch acme difference. If they absolutely abide a couple, she is activity to accept to be on the anchor for elbows for the blow of her accustomed built-in days.